Sara Tang
Sexuality Coach
★★★★★4.8 from 1,200+ Reviews
·65K+ Uno vibrators sold·Designed with certified sexologistsUno Vibrator
Gentle, intuitive, and designed for discovery. 5 intensities to explore at your own pace — perfect for both internal and external pleasure. Medical-grade silicone, IPX7 waterproof, 60-minute battery. Whether flying solo or with a partner, Uno makes pleasure feel natural and easy.
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- 🛡️30-Day Pleasure Guarantee
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- 🔁12-Month warranty
- 💛Choice of warm or cool
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30
30-Day Pleasure Guarantee
Love it or return it
12
12-Month Warranty
On every vibrator
📘 Included With Every Uno
The Thelemclittoy Exploration Guide
A 60-day companion with practical exercises, communication scripts, and pacing advice — written with certified sex educators.
Maaike Steinebach
Relationship Therapist
Karen Bigman
Certified Menopause Coach
Hayley Hoffman
Wellness Educator
Angela Wright
Color Psychologist
Annette Benedetti
Sexologist & Educator
Dr. Tessa Commers
Pelvic Floor Specialist
Georgie Culley
Intimacy Coach
Real, judgment-free guidance. Works for solo or partnered play. Inclusive of every body and identity.
Medical-grade platinum-cured silicone (FDA-registered, phthalate-free, BPA-free, latex-free). ABS plastic core. Lithium-ion battery rated for 500+ cycles. USB rechargeable. Weight: 95g. Dimensions: 145 × 32 × 28 mm. Operating noise: under 55 dB. Water rating: IPX7 (submersible 1m for 30 min).
Independently tested for phthalates, heavy metals, and surface biocompatibility. CE marked, RoHS compliant, FCC certified. Hypoallergenic silicone safe for sensitive skin and internal use.
Charge fully (about 60 minutes) before first use. Press the button once to power on — starts at the lowest setting. Each press cycles through 5 intensities. Hold 2 seconds to switch between internal and external modes. Long-press to power off. Use a water-based lubricant — silicone-based lubes can degrade silicone toys.
Uno's gentle design was created for solo exploration, but the 5-intensity control makes it equally enjoyable with a partner. The intuitive button lets partners easily adjust sensation together — no app, no pairing, just simple pleasure.
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Celebrated by leading
sexual health experts.
Sara Tang
Sexuality Coach
“As a doctor focusing on sexual health, I frequently recommend clitoral vibrators like The Lem as high-quality, beginner-friendly tools. Particularly useful for women experiencing changes after menopause.”
Maaike Steinebach
Relationship Therapist
“I appreciate Thelemclittoy's mission of breaking taboos and creating a shame-free space for exploring pleasure. The products are thoughtfully designed, well-researched, and genuinely fun.”
Karen Bigman
Certified Menopause Coach
“Pleasure is something you deserve. Every woman should feel confident exploring what feels good without shame. Share that confidence with partners and friends for more joy together.”
Hayley Hoffman
Wellness Educator
“Thelemclittoy delivers toys that look beautiful on your nightstand while delivering powerful, direct clitoral stimulation. Precise, consistent vibration in cute, discreet packaging. Truly wonderful.”
Trusted by 700,000+
The numbers don't lie. Neither does our community.
We're proud to have earned every review, every star, and every story shared — because sexual wellness shouldn't be a whisper.
- 700K+
Toys Sold
Satisfied customers worldwide since we launched
- 4.7★
Average Rating
Across 15,000+ verified reviews on Trustpilot
- 1M+
Happy Users
Verified community members to date
- 97%
Would Recommend
Of surveyed customers would buy again or refer a friend
Numbers compiled from internal sales data, verified Trustpilot reviews, and a 2025 survey of 4,200 owners.
Side-by-side
Better than premium brands.
We compared the Uno against leading premium beginner vibrators on the specs that matter. See how Thelemclittoy stacks up, at half the cost.
Spec
Thelemclittoy — Uno
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Leading Premium Brand
Intensities
Patterns
5+Perfect
5
Battery Life
Session
60 min+Solid
55 min
Charge Time
USB
60 min+Fast
90 min
Noise Level
Quiet
52 dB+Discreet
58 dB
Waterproof
Submersible
IPX7+Full
Splash
Silicone Grade
FDA-Reg.
Medical+Certified
Food-grade
Warranty
12 mo++100%
6 mo
Money-Back
Satisfaction
30 days+Full
14 days
Discreet Shipping
Anonymous
Standard+Always
$5 extra
Design Colors
Options
4+More
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Price
From
$65+−45%
$119
What's inside Thelemclittoy
One device. Five sensations. Simple, thoughtful design.
5 Gentle Intensities
One button, five patterns. Start slow and explore at your own pace. Your favorite intensity saves automatically so you can jump right back in next time.
Dual-Zone Design
Switch easily between internal and external stimulation with a single button hold. Perfect for solo discovery or shared exploration with a partner.
Whisper-Quiet Motor
52 dB at full intensity — as quiet as hushed conversation. Travel discreetly, play with roommates nearby, or use anywhere without worry.
IPX7 Waterproof
Fully submersible up to 1 meter for 30 minutes. Shower, bath, or poolside — no worries about splash damage or leaks.
60-minute Battery
Lasts through extended sessions, recharges in an hour via USB. Perfect for travel, camping, or everyday adventure.
Medical-Grade Silicone
FDA-registered, non-porous, hypoallergenic. Phthalate-free, latex-free, BPA-free. Safe for all skin types and daily use.
Travel-Friendly Design
Compact and lightweight with included travel pouch. TSA-friendly, discreet shape, and impossible to identify at a glance.
Discreet Shipping
Plain exterior box, no logos, anonymous invoice. Your package arrives as private as you want it to be.
Every Uno is assembled, tested, and quality-checked in our facility before shipping.
Quality Performance, Fair Price
Less than half the cost of premium beginner wands
Uno delivers the same silicone quality, waterproof rating, and motor performance as premium beginner vibrators — at a fraction of the price. Here's what similar products cost elsewhere.
Uno Vibrator
1 vibrator · 5 intensities · 60-min battery · dual zones
$65/once
- Premium beginner clitoral vibrator$119 USD
- Leading luxury entry-level brand$129 USD
- High-end Scandinavian vibrator$149 USD
- Designer wand (beginner model)$175 USD
- Travel pouch (comparable quality)$20 USD
- USB rechargeable cable$12 USD
- Extended warranty (most brands, 12 mo)$25 USD
- Discreet shipping upgrade (industry std)$5 USD
Your Savings
$65+
vs. comparable premium beginner vibrators
Premium competitor$119+
Thelemclittoy — Uno Vibrator$65
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- 5 intensities & patterns, one-button control
- Whisper-quiet (52 dB) beginner-friendly motor
- IPX7 waterproof — shower-ready, fully submersible
Our Promise
Risk-Free
Love it, or get your money back.
Pleasure Guarantee
A full 30 days to try Thelemclittoy at home, risk-free. Don't love it? Full refund, no awkward questions.
30
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Warranty
12 months of coverage on every device. Something wrong? We ship a replacement, no hoops.
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FAQs
Very. Every Thelemclittoy order arrives in a plain exterior box with no brand markings, no logos, and an invoice addressed only to your name — nothing identifying what's inside. You can also add an extra-discreet packaging upgrade at checkout for $3.99.
We offer a 30-day Pleasure Guarantee. Try your Uno vibrator at home — if it isn't for you, contact support within 30 days and we'll issue a full refund. Keep the product, keep the pouch, no returns required for most orders.
Up to 60 minutes on a full charge, depending on intensity. The Uno charges in about 60 minutes via USB. Battery is lithium-ion, rated for 500+ full cycles.
Yes — Uno runs at 52 dB at full intensity, which is about the sound level of a quiet library. Shared rooms, thin walls, and travel have all been approved by thousands of owners.
Absolutely. Uno is made from FDA-registered medical-grade silicone — phthalate-free, BPA-free, latex-free, and hypoallergenic. It's also non-porous, so it's easy to clean and won't harbor bacteria.
Yes. Uno is IPX7 rated, meaning fully submersible up to 1 meter for 30 minutes. Shower, bath, or poolside — just dry thoroughly before charging.